Heinz an der Fischtheke: "Werfen Sie mir bitte zwei Forellen 'rüber!" Verkäufer: "Werfen?" Heinz: "Dann kann ich zu Hause erzählen, ich hätte sie selber gefangen!"...

A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned to a grin, so she moved again...

- Herr Doktor, ich bin gekommen, Ihnen meinen besten Dank auszusprechen! - Sind Sie ein Patient oder ein Erbe?...

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green...

"Christoph, Du mußt uns helfen! Die größte Kondom-Fabrik der USA ist letzte Nacht abgebrannt! Wir brauchen dringend 1 000 000 Kondome, kannst Du uns damit aushelfen?" "Sicher!" antwortet Blocher. "...

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody ...

Old man Murray goes to the doctor with a very worried look on his face. "Doctor," he says, "You've got to help me. Do you remember those voices in my head I always complain about?" "Yes," the doctor...

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!...

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell sa...

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's...